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'Who's Cedric? Is He Your Boyfriend?' - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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'Who's Cedric? Is He Your Boyfriend?'

Poor Harry.

His fans?  Slashers.

Cuaron?  Slasher.

His own cousin Dudley?  Slasher: see above.

The WB publicity agents?  Slashers.

I mean, look: Ron drools over Veela, Ron and Fleur end up together on one of the new GOF character banners.

Hermione flirts with Viktor?  They get a banner.

And Harry?  Harry also gets a banner, in the same set.  With Cedric.  Hint, hint.

Fandom is wrong about Ginny, too.  She's dated Dean (as in, Seamus-and-) and Harry.  She's not a bike.  She's training wheels for gay boys, a transitional tomboy to snog whilst they figure out that it's blokes they like.

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