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And you thought I'd be crowing about Crewe (and Nantwich, to be sure). - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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And you thought I'd be crowing about Crewe (and Nantwich, to be sure).
Not at all.  Cricket and politics and humour:

http://timesonline.typepad.com/line_and_length/2008/05/government-reca.html  

SAMPLE: 
David Cameron
: ‘That’s just spin. Answer the question. Three fast bowlers or four?’

Prime Minister: ‘I am not going to be lectured by the Conservatives on spin given that under their administration, England relied on John Emburey and Eddie Hemmings. Under this Labour Government, more wickets have been taken by bearded Sikh left-armers than at any time in history.’

David Cameron: ‘He won’t answer because he has no policy on fast bowlers. He doesn’t know whether Chris Tremlett should be added to the squad or whether James Anderson should play. Will he not admit that what the country is crying out for is the return of a fast bowler who can hit the deck hard and put the wind up batsmen? ***’

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From: seneska Date: May 23rd, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Great stuff. Thank you for the link.

xx
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 23rd, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Delighted to be of service.

Any time.
serriadh From: serriadh Date: May 23rd, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is a great clunking fist any good in cricket?
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 23rd, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Och, hen.

Yon lad's a dab haund at the shove-ha'penny, ye ken. The cricket, no' sae much.
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: May 23rd, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snorts*
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