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The slash, she is everywhere, just waiting to be writ, no? - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
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The slash, she is everywhere, just waiting to be writ, no?

I don’t, as a rule, watch Woss.  (Every time I see the contemptible little shit, in fact, I wonder, ‘Haven’t you an elderly Jewish actor to insult?’)

 

I make exceptions of course when, as on 4 September, there’s an unmissable guest – in that instance, Broad S.

 

I don’t know if you all saw that, or, more pertinently, the clip where Young Stuart bowls against Wossy and the other guests in the nets.  The musical guest for the show was Mika (M Penniman), the Sylvester, far more than the Freddie Mercury, des nos jours.  After being – as they all were – clean-bowled by Master Broad, he said, in excuse and wide-eyed wonderment, ‘It’s hard’.

 

Facing Stuart Broad in his kit?

 

I imagine it was, darling.  I imagine you were.  Very.  As who would not be?

 

(And don’t they make a lovely image, those two?)

 

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