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The daily (t)witterings - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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The daily (t)witterings
  • 19:59 #againsttheodds Actually, Ian Botham didn't play in 1981: John Prescott was a ringer and won the Ashes for England. Now THAT's beefy. #
  • 20:18 #againsttheodds Hazel Blears appeared in every Disney whatsit involving chipmunks. Oh, wait. Bugger, that one's TRUE. #
  • 20:20 #againsttheodds Gordon Brown inspired Ian Fleming to create Auric Goldfinger. Wait, that may also be true. #
  • 20:26 #againsttheodds The Ld Mandelson of the Seven Little Foys personally cloned Jedward into being. The dirty sod. #
  • 20:28 #againsttheodds Sir Stafford Cripps single-handedly brought down Hitler. With a nut cutlet. #
  • 20:29 @Seneska Ta, love. #
  • 20:30 #againsttheodds Jacqui Smith personally invented the internet. So Jack the lad Dromey cd watch pornos. #
  • 20:33 #againsttheodds T Blair personally built Jerusalem in England's green & pleasant land. #
  • 20:35 #againsttheodds Gordon Brown, alone, abolished business cycles. (Well, in a way, he did do....) #
  • 20:40 #againsttheodds Margaret Beckett has won the Grand National four times: Red Rum, only thrice. #
  • 20:41 #againsttheodds Tony Blair also created Obama & Cameron ex nihilo, from mud and spittle. On the Sixth Day. #
  • 20:55 #againsttheodds Labour alone kept Liz Truss from deselection #
  • 20:56 #againsttheodds Only Labour actually know the secret rules to Mornington Crescent. #
  • 20:58 @dungeekin Naturally. Sven looks after it for him. #
  • 21:01 #againsttheodds Everything attributed to @alexmassie is secretly ghosted by a backward Labourite youth in Swindon. (Damn, another true one) #
  • 21:04 #againsttheodds Labour gave us not just the NHS, but also the BNP. (Another true one. Oh dear.) #
  • 21:08 #againsttheodds Ed Balls personally began the tradition of rats in scrumpy. (Prezza was peckish.) #
  • 21:12 #againsttheodds And finally for tonight, Tony Blair IS the Master #drwho #
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