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The daily (t)witterings - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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The daily (t)witterings
  • 15:11 @boston_improper My dear, if you can explain fully in 20 minutes who #Cameron is - Ld Tebbit, Tim Montgomerie, & many of us wd wish to hear. #
  • 15:27 I don't at all mind if #PMCameron wishes to be #Peel or #Dizzy - so long as he doesn't become#RabButler / #TedHeath #
  • 15:57 @noeon Not much libertarianism about? #
  • 15:59 @boston_improper Never call Tory a duck, dear. Calls up the expenses scandal. #
  • 16:25 I hope #NickClegg will be exclusive w his new partner. #DaveCameron is treating this as so committed he's got in bed w Nick w/o a nondom. #
  • 16:37 @boston_improper I am an innocent lambikins, I am. #
  • 16:39 @Seneska Or at least a civil partnership of convenience, yes. Then again, one Roman term for a deal between consuls WAS 'coitio', so.... #
  • 16:53 @noeon Mind the gap? #
  • 16:55 @boston_improper You 'had thoughts' long before I said anything, love. #
  • 17:29 @Seneska Doesn't it just. #
  • 17:38 @CharlesCrawford Old, greying, and a fan of yr blog, in my case #
  • 17:50 I see @DMiliband has a leadership campaign song already. It is of course (wait for it) Yes, we have no bananas. #DMilibananas #
  • 20:59 @noeon There's a mort of horses' arses in Commons already. #
  • 21:01 @boston_improper Ha. I'm four years older than the ruddy PM. #
  • 21:20 @boston_improper I damned nearly overlooked the 'r' in grey in light of the current #politicalbromance #
  • 21:24 @ismurray Country'd be better off if they'd all of 'em been up at #theHouse #
  • 21:32 @boston_improper My work here is done.... #
  • 21:33 @noeon #MrsSlocombe advises she is unanimous in that. #
  • 21:40 @noeon Je ne regrette rien. #
  • 21:51 This seems an apt time to remind my readers of the real distinction between #Tory types: grocers versus grandees: tinyurl.com/aeeeff #
  • 21:51 @noeon Wouldn't work transposed for a basso anyway. #
  • 21:53 @boston_improper My plans are working, then. I feel positively Mandelsonian. #
  • 22:08 @boston_improper Well, he's the one w the life peerage & the Brazilian toyboy, so I don't know that I'm the cleverer. #
  • 22:15 @boston_improper You see? I'll make a #Tory of you yet. (Come to the dark side: we've jammy dodgers. And tea.) #
  • 22:28 @noeon Had that failed, I shd have cunningly broken out the shortbread. Vincerò! (As the tenors sing). #
  • 22:33 Christ, even the Times leader compares #PM & #DPM to two nervous youths on a first date. ’S like the B&B of #ChrisGrayling’s nightmares. #
  • 22:50 @noeon Wd be appropriate at that. #
  • 23:06 @boston_improper Evidently, yes. #
  • 23:16 @noeon I leave the cuts to the Chancellor. #
  • 23:21 #TimCollard’s right: any new #Labour leader MUST incarnate #Labour’s very heart & mind. So: #DennisSkinner, or #ClareShort? #
  • 23:22 @boston_improper Wholly reciprocated, m'dear. #
  • 23:23 @noeon Isn't it always. #
  • 23:28 @boston_improper But if she's learnt from experience, it suggests I CAN'T trust you. #
  • 23:31 @noeon You mistake me for #EdBalls. #
  • 23:34 @boston_improper Of course you can. Like #TonyBlair. Or an #MPexpenseclaim. #
  • 23:38 @noeon I'm greatly obliged - not to say, relieved. #
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