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Fetish fuel for Noe and Femme....

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blamebrampton From: blamebrampton Date: November 28th, 2010 12:34 am (UTC) (Link)
I need to write to the selectors and thank them for listening to all my letters and providing a Steve Finn so that I can have a set with him and Mr Broad!
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Indeed yes.

And Cook A and Jimmy (have you seen Our Jimmy Anderson's shoot in Attitude? My, my).

Edited at 2010-11-28 12:41 am (UTC)
blamebrampton From: blamebrampton Date: November 28th, 2010 12:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Indeed yes.

Ooh ... yesterday's dropped catch is wholly forgiven! How fortuitous that the selectors can combine form choices with making inroads in the non-heterosexual male audience base!

This is why I cannot understand people who suggest I should support Australia, aside from the basic wrongness of such a stance, it fails on aesthetic merit, too.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 12:56 am (UTC) (Link)

Fails utterly. Vide:



And if these boundaries keep coming, Captain Strauss shall not only be forgiven his duck, he'll suddenly wax strangely dead sexy.
blamebrampton From: blamebrampton Date: November 28th, 2010 01:06 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Fails utterly. Vide:

It's a tragic situation when the best that can be said is Shane Watson looks like a pleasant potato.

I have a theory about that duck -- he knew that someone would do something stupid at some point in the series and decided to manfully take it on himself and get it out of the way early. Alas, so many of his team mates decided they could not bear for him to carry the weight of foolish shot choice alone ...
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Whereas Our Jimmy is not at all tuberous.

Hullo, Jimmy!

Well, that bowls ME over!

I'd hit that. For six.

And I trust you're right about the duck.
femmequixotic From: femmequixotic Date: November 28th, 2010 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh my God.

That is all.

*incoherent babbling*
noeon From: noeon Date: November 28th, 2010 04:13 am (UTC) (Link)

(be)Attitude

I have to say, that magazine is creating interesting grooves in the cultural landscape this autumn. Between Stephen Fry's socio-sexual commentary of dhum and the above GORGEOUS (and unthinkable, to American sensibilities)...eh... spread, one cannot help but, as it were, prick up one's ears.

And yes, as femmequixotic said, OMG.

Tytytytytyty.
femmequixotic From: femmequixotic Date: November 28th, 2010 03:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, holy crap. Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap.

I don't know if I want to write cricket fic now or Stuart Broad AU gladiator fic. With Septimius Severus. Oh God. Seriously. Just. Oh, God.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 03:17 am (UTC) (Link)

Either shd, no doubt...

... be brilliantly done.
femmequixotic From: femmequixotic Date: November 28th, 2010 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Either shd, no doubt...

You are far too sweet, dearest. :D
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 04:43 am (UTC) (Link)

Merely honest.

One of my few virtues, that.
femmequixotic From: femmequixotic Date: November 28th, 2010 04:57 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Merely honest.

You have many virtues, dear. Trust me, I know.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 05:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Evidently one CAN fool all of the people some of the time.

(Evil laugh.)
noeon From: noeon Date: November 28th, 2010 04:04 am (UTC) (Link)

Rhymes with Duck

How on *earth* did they get them to do that? *stares*

....

The bat / wheel lathing is a nice touch.

THANK YOU!

Yes, this fuels several fetishes right away.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 04:46 am (UTC) (Link)

I thought it might.

Shirtless Cooky in the background wd alone suffice....
noeon From: noeon Date: November 28th, 2010 04:51 am (UTC) (Link)

Yes.

And all the grime and grittiness and then emerging in their whites.

Tremendous.

*has Celluloid Closet Spartacus flashbacks*
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 28th, 2010 05:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, quite.

Hmmm....
noeon From: noeon Date: November 30th, 2010 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dare I hope that was a pregnant 'hmmmm'?

Or at least the sound of a bunny hopping?
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 30th, 2010 04:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Under the circs...

... I shd think there's only one thing to do.
treacle_tartlet From: treacle_tartlet Date: November 30th, 2010 05:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

Indeed...

...Indeed.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 30th, 2010 04:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

You missed Movember?

(Shudder.)
treacle_tartlet From: treacle_tartlet Date: November 30th, 2010 05:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Call me Cleopatra

Hush you, we do not speak of it.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 30th, 2010 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hmph.

How little one knows....
noeon From: noeon Date: November 30th, 2010 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

To be sure, knowledge is finite.

And imagination infinite.

Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire,
That's a' the learning I desire.

Do check my LJ entry of yesterday as you came up in it not once.
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