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Yes, it's time for more humour, mostly partisan. - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
wemyss
wemyss
Yes, it's time for more humour, mostly partisan.
The importance of being ... oh, sod it.

FU, Prezza.  FU.

But I was a GOOD rat, I was
Another Clarke-up
Best he's looked in years

Cosy, what?

Fudging the issue

Dolorous indeed, Mrs Jowell

You.  You lot.  Go back to sleep.  Trust us

A redder shade of brown
No harm done

Well?  Them 'ippogriffs won't wait fer their feed all day, now

... for fear of finding something worse

and

The lady's not for transfiguring


Enjoy.

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missmonkeydust From: missmonkeydust Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Love you, really I do, makes me laugh through the pain.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 3rd, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

Glad to help

Think of it as a WORKING and efficient NHS for the soul.
eagles_rock From: eagles_rock Date: May 3rd, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Remus! Crouch Snr - superb; 'Dave' - utterly believable.

Poor Tessa Jowell; the only one I feel sorry for.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 3rd, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thankee, lass.

This stuff writes itself these days.
themolesmother From: themolesmother Date: May 3rd, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, that's Labour for you. Give them a bathtub and they'll keep the mistresses in it.

Oh Wemyss.

*Is helpless with laughter*

MM
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 3rd, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

Merci.

My goal is achieved.
ionaonie From: ionaonie Date: May 3rd, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am, once again, howling with laughter. I love them all. Can't really pick a favourite but if I had to it would be the Home Office/Crouch one. Inspired, hon, really.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 3rd, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

(Bows.)

It's TOO easy these days, isn't it.
woman_ironing From: woman_ironing Date: May 4th, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
You've almost made me stop feeling guilty for voting Green today!

I actually voted without my polling card and it made me feel all warm inside, though sad that I probably won't be able to do it for much longer.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 5th, 2006 02:05 am (UTC) (Link)

'Almost' seems sufficient to me.

Next they'll force everyone to the poll at bayonet-point.

GOD, I detest this government.
woman_ironing From: woman_ironing Date: May 5th, 2006 12:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 'Almost' seems sufficient to me.

Well, they do seem to have lost their way but I don't hate them as much as I hated every government from the first general election I was able to vote in - 1979 - to the end of the Tory years in 1997! I have to say that where I live the schools, the hospital and the local GP have all improved enormously since Labour came in. Even the streets are cleaner, LOL. At least the Labour government believes that it's possible to do something, even if they are going about doing it in strange ways. And doing stuff that doesn't need doing. And selling their souls to several devils at the same time - I guess it's a type of PFI. When ID cards start to become a physical reality I'll be there ripping up paving slabs, though, or at least waving my iron about in a threatening fashion.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 5th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

First rule of politics.

NEVER turn yr back on a woman with an iron.
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