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Overheard on the WWN. - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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Overheard on the WWN.

‘Harm could come to a growing Wizard that way!’

[SPLASH]

‘He’s fallen into the caaaaaaaauldon!’

‘And dropped the Hexed Snitch in it!  Curses!  Foiled again by – Tincture of Snape!  It’s the end of my plans!’

‘And of the Gnome Show, and of you – drop the wand, Dyrtflue-Byng, yes, and you, Sebastian-Moron, we’re Aurors!’

‘NO!  It’s too cruel: Azkaban, for life, without a last dram and a pie!  And there was still some brandy in the milk!’

‘Too late!  Our Animagus cat got to it first, didn’t you, Headmistress?’

‘You silly, twisted –’

[MUSIC UP]

That was ‘The Gnome Show’, a WWN pensieved production featuring Kieran Broadmoor, Pike Gudgeon, Denzil Rastrick, and the Gobstone Players, with the Grimmstone Graves Stoatshead Quartet, orchestra conducted by Heathcote Barbary, script by Marcus Belby and Fenwick Fancourt … your announcer is Stewart Ackerley, this programme produced by Otho Oddpick.

[THEME UP and OUT]

WWN Studio Presenter Glenda Chittock: Next week, Neddy Seagnome is enlisted by the Ministry to lead an attack on Gnome-Eater HQ, armed with an enchanted laundry skip full of Muggle smalls; that’s next week on ‘The Gnome Show’, in the classic episode, ‘But I’m Utter Pants at Planning’ … don’t miss the Gnomes, here on the Home Service, every Monday at 7.0.

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tree_and_leaf From: tree_and_leaf Date: May 22nd, 2006 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah, go on (goon)

Brilliant. And there was me thinking the Goons were beyond parody...

Does the WWN have a Light Programme, then?
wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 22nd, 2006 02:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you.

Surely it must have. Wizards being as they are.

Thanks, truly, my dear.
themolesmother From: themolesmother Date: May 22nd, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Neddy Seagnome is enlisted by the Ministry to lead an attack on Gnome-Eater HQ, armed with an enchanted laundry skip full of Muggle smalls;

Wonderful. This episode was obviously a classic.

Oh, and while we're at it, when are you going to tackle the Archers? I've been waiting ever so patiently ...

MM



wemyss From: wemyss Date: May 23rd, 2006 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you.

And I will get to it, I promise.
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