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Sigh. - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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Sigh.
I'd certainly sleep with Geraint Jones.  In the same way, I'd be happy with Cameroon A-lister Adam Rickitt as my, ah, member (snigger), in a non-parliamentary sense.  

But just as totty is no substitute for Tory in the parliamentary and electoral arena, I'm afraid that my lust for Jones G does not make up for the fact that he has no business as England's wicket-keeper in this Test.

Sigh.

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