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Why Was I Not Informed There Were to Be Gorillas, Damn It All? - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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Why Was I Not Informed There Were to Be Gorillas, Damn It All?

DisRESPECT

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magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 2nd, 2005 08:07 am (UTC) (Link)
It was in name of fun and confusion.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Then There Wanted to Have Been Bananas Offered.

Preferably with brandy-sauce and ice-cream.
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Then There Wanted to Have Been Bananas Offered.

Well, if you're offering that, what is a girl to do?
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

You Don't, Actually ...

... Want me to answer that. (Ahem.)
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: You Don't, Actually ...

*lifts eyebrow* One is always in need of a good boytoy.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

'One is always in need of a good boytoy'....

Or, better, two.
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 'One is always in need of a good boytoy'....

Yes but it's so difficult to find one that has already been trained, let alone two.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Some Are Trained...

... Some, chosen and foreordained.
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Some Are Trained...

Yeah, good luck with actually finding them though. The ones I find don't tend to fancy girls.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Sadly...

... The ones I find, do. Perhaps we could trade?
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

This is quite concerning.

A swap would be quite useful.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

We Have An Agreement, Then.

Appropriate boytoys bartered for the same, carriage forward, recipient to pay the costs of insurance on the goods shipped.
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: We Have An Agreement, Then.

It's a done deal. *goes in search for sufficient amounts if brown paper*
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 3rd, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

And Webbing.

(You do realise that this dialogue will eventually end up in a fic, don't you? Perhaps, oh, Ginny corresponding with Draco, culminating in the delivery to Draco of Harry-in-a-box?)
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: September 3rd, 2005 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

See icon

Excellant. Pleased to be of some use. It bides the time until the final Test.
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