Poor Harry.
His fans? Slashers.
Cuaron? Slasher.
His own cousin Dudley? Slasher: see above.
The WB publicity agents? Slashers.
I mean, look: Ron drools over Veela, Ron and Fleur end up together on one of the new GOF character banners.
Hermione flirts with Viktor? They get a banner.
And Harry? Harry also gets a banner, in the same set. With Cedric. Hint, hint.
Fandom is wrong about Ginny, too. She's dated Dean (as in, Seamus-and-) and Harry. She's not a bike. She's training wheels for gay boys, a transitional tomboy to snog whilst they figure out that it's blokes they like.
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