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More of the Pastiche Challenge. - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
More of the Pastiche Challenge.

Based on themolesmother's story, here:


Comment: Granger and Davis

by Dorothy Parker

Oh, Weasley’s a prince, he is royal and loyal
And Lavender Brown is incredibly chaste,
And drinking with Davis is back-breaking toil
And asking Ron out wasn’t truly a waste;
I am not at all hurt by Ron Weasley’s rejection,
There’s no ache in my cardiac area,
I’m quite free from all envy, despair, and dejection
– And Viktor’s the tsar of Bulgaria.

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wemyss From: wemyss Date: November 29th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, Thank You.

I wondered where he'd got off to.

(The only way in wh Draco wil ever be in Lavender, I may add....)

Glad you enjoyed the foolery.
From: (Anonymous) Date: December 2nd, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Chokes on Earl Grey ...

I nearly had to buy a new keyboard.

I love Dorothy Parker. You've got the voice just perfect.

"Lavender Brown is incredibly chaste"

I think I'd better go and lie down now. Thanks for making this little gem out of my story.

wemyss From: wemyss Date: December 3rd, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

So Glad It Pleased.

But then, I had an excellent basis to work from.
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