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KGB SOBs, the Twitter / LJ DDOS, and a taunt. - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
KGB SOBs, the Twitter / LJ DDOS, and a taunt.
So here's an open letter to Putin / Putain and his grubby acolytes and bum-chums.  Vladimir Vladimirovich, you are a nekultutniy Chekist smurf of dubious sexuality. You are an international as well as common criminal and thug, who should be tried at the Hague, convicted, and hanged.  The last time you managed to get hard was when your mignons raped Georgia, probably because you thought it was a rape of a rentboy named George.  You are the scum of the earth, and illiterate muck-spreaders are your natural superiors.  And if you have the bollocks to resent this, bring it, you pathetic excuse for a hard man.  You're a waste of carbon and oxygen, and I look forward to pissing on your grave from a great height.

Oh, and put a shirt on, your flabby, sagging dugs are pathetic, you shit-arsed peasant.


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blamebrampton From: blamebrampton Date: August 7th, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
In the words of my American friend: 'The only thing worse than manboobs? Saggy manboobs.'

And I am editing the most enjoyable story right now, but am slow slow slow because I keep being so caught up, I need to re-read for typos. Fingers crossed by the end of the weekend, if not, soon after. Many apologies for the snail's pace, life has been overly life-ish.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: August 7th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Not to worry.

I shall be finishing more of it just then, with luck. Fortunately, England have made that possible, as there is no point in watching the Ashes. Wherefore I mock despots for fun.
blamebrampton From: blamebrampton Date: August 7th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Not to worry.

Please don't mention the cricket. I have told Mr Brammers this test begins tomorrow as he only watches to laugh at my pain. We have a guest tomorrow, with any luck I can convince him to take me out to dinner on Sunday ...

Please mock away. I far prefer your spelling of the vile creature's name.
pathology_doc From: pathology_doc Date: August 7th, 2009 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
You do mean minions, don't you? Because the sight of mignons raping the Republic of Georgia is mind-boggling to say the least.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: August 8th, 2009 05:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Well, actually....

The mignons were Henri 3d of France's toy-boy courtiers, so....
fpb From: fpb Date: August 8th, 2009 08:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Actually, the longer things go on, the more Vladimir starts looking like Benito. Those shirtless photographs have an exact parallel in a number of stripped-to-the-waist publicity photos of the old bastard, which deeply shocked his Viennese petit-bourgeois mate Adolf.
wemyss From: wemyss Date: August 9th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah, the banality of evil.

That was Schicklgruber all through: Biedermeier mit schlag.
fpb From: fpb Date: August 9th, 2009 06:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ah, the banality of evil.

On the other hand, Hitler's whole theoretical sexual immoralism - you know, all that matters is breeding the Aryan race - equally shocked Italian macho man Benito. When he nearly went to war over Dollfuss' murder in 1934, the worst thing he could say about Hitler and Nazism is that they were a bunch of sexual perverts. Which they were. And the lot of them - Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and so on - were as petty-bourgeois as they come.
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