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What your Google settings say about you: - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
What your Google settings say about you:

Safe search: There’s forever someone peering over your shoulder.

Moderate safe search: Someone might peer over your shoulder, and this allows you to trot out the claim that What I Was Really Looking Up Was….

Safe search OFF: You’re a dirty dog, and quite possibly have someone forever peeing over your shoulder.


Language settings:


Hacker: You’ve not bathed in a month, have you.  Or slept.

Klingon: … And your mum, with whom you still live at the age of forty, is going to force you to bathe this very night.

Occitan: You’re the bloke at the Alternate History site writing that 500-chapter Provence-wank, aren’t you.

Breton: You’re the one commenting on it, because whilst you don’t really care for Provencals, anything that bashes Unitary France is up your street.

Welsh: For you, pwned looks quite like a real word.  You’re IM-ing the Breton as we speak.

Latin: Eton and the House – or you’re blagging it in hopes you’ll be thought so.

Greek (Classical): You are blagging.  There’s no such choice.  Just modern Greek.  You pervy lad-fancier.

Pirate: Difficult to type with that hook, I should imagine.

Scots Gaelic: Ach, shite, ye dinna speak bit ra Glesca.

Yiddish: Nu?


Additions are welcome.  Go to.

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fpb From: fpb Date: October 14th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hilarious. What does it mean if you post in English even though you have another native language? And while we are on Breton, what about Welsh?
pathology_doc From: pathology_doc Date: October 14th, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's right after Breton.

Welsh: For you, pwned looks quite like a real word.

(Or was this added after you commented?)

I agree on the hilariousness, though. The visual images of the Hacker and (especially) the Klingon-speaker are... scary.
wren_chan From: wren_chan Date: October 15th, 2009 01:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Japanese: We see you there, you snotty little poseur--you're not really reading this at all! Don't go spelling it 'otaku' either--even Klingon is better than you. Deshou.
wren_chan From: wren_chan Date: October 15th, 2009 01:03 am (UTC) (Link)
(Deshou being a rather namby-pampy uncertain and therefore cute version of the polite copula 'desu')
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: October 15th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
l33t - probably a LINUX user and wants you to know they have been on the web since the beginning. :)
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