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In today's 'comment would be superfluous' news... - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
In today's 'comment would be superfluous' news...

An Australian (of course) farmer rang the fire brigade, believing he’d caught a whiff of gas. So he had done, too:


And Magdalen JCR has renamed itself Gryffindor. They are urging that – and do read this carefully –

Christ Church, St. Hugh’s and Merton ... should rename their common rooms Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw respectively’ (emphasis mine).

The reaction of those now up at the House is priceless.


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blamebrampton From: blamebrampton Date: November 27th, 2009 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love the fact that the fire chief was so encouraging with his 'Better safe than sorry' attitude. We take Things Burning Down very seriously over here, as do the things.

And I am so pleased to be starting my visit in Oxford ;-)
sgt_majorette From: sgt_majorette Date: November 27th, 2009 10:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Could have been serious. Had that sow been, say, a mascot for a California college football team, some drunk fratboy would have lit a match; all that methane and California being as prone to wildfires as your neck of the woods...
fpb From: fpb Date: November 27th, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Speaking as a Johnnie, I find the whole thing ridiculous. Magdalen may call themselves whatever they please, but Merton as Ravenclaw? Please. Perhaps they ought to have a fifth house for those with excellent kitchens.
From: tree_and_leaf Date: November 27th, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd have thought Johns for Slytherin, but I suppose the House would do.... Merton, on the other hand, are indubitably Ravenclaw. And I'd suggest Benet's for Hufflepuff.

Actually, my flatmate has just suggested Staggers for Slytherin. I think he may well be right.

Edited at 2009-11-27 05:56 pm (UTC)
magic_at_mungos From: magic_at_mungos Date: November 28th, 2009 02:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I saw that about Magdalen. I was very amused.

Edited at 2009-11-28 02:27 pm (UTC)
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