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The daily (t)witterings - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
The daily (t)witterings
  • 15:12 The more I hear whinging from returned #UsefulIdiots from the #JihadFlotilla the more I think, 'Rough time?' Pity it wasn't fatal. Sods. #
  • 16:04 Wired headlined a piece, 'Caught on tape: cricket sex'; imagine my disappointment in finding it concerned insects. #
  • 16:29 Bar AKC types, Yanks look at one oddly if you say you must dash home as you've a heavily pregnant bitch there. #AmericanSpeechIsNotEnglish. #
  • 16:37 @boston_improper I know. One gets one's, ah, hopes up, and then.... #
  • 17:45 @tiferet93 And then there's the old story abt Winston and 'white meat' of chicken.... #
  • 17:50 @boston_improper There are, actually, shops in London you know & a currency along w barter & sign language. Many there even speak English. #
  • 17:55 To Editor, Erdogan-backed Yeni Safak: I demand to be placed on your Jewish-and-pro-Zionist enemies list forthwith. You little sod. #
  • 18:01 @boston_improper I'm sure you can make yourself understood. And be cautious: you may get a spaniel puppy yet. #
  • 18:03 RT @WalaaIdris Blogpost; "Help can also hinder" bit.ly/bMIIxV #
  • 18:12 @boston_improper Excellent taste. #
  • 18:24 @boston_improper I shall try to see abt one from a future litter for each of you. (The current litter and the next are spoke for already.) #
  • 18:25 @tiferet93 Mother are rather like that, aren't they. #
  • 18:32 @boston_improper Family's the word. If it weren't for my connexions, there'd be no #Clumbers.... Bloody Holles family.... #
  • 18:46 @boston_improper Surely you can find something more interesting to contemplate. E.g., #Rules, #Simpsons, or #Wiltons? #
  • 18:58 @boston_improper Nosh. #
  • 19:01 @boston_improper Also, you can be thinking abt the curious number of grey-eyed ferrety blond villains in the Holmesian canon.... #
  • 21:15 @Nero That shd be popular, and memorable. #
  • 22:16 You'll note that in the Downing Street doorstep snap, #Dave is to #LadyThatcher's LEFT. #
  • 22:58 I do hope #TonyHayward stays on at BP - simply to annoy #MrObama. #
  • 23:31 @tree_and_leaf Isn't making trouble a worthy endeavour sometimes? And I thank you for reminding me to send another contribution to #FCAUK. #
  • 23:43 You know, the more one sees of #Erdogan's lot, the more one misses #Packenham. #
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