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A Last Snippet Before Turning In: Mere Humour - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
A Last Snippet Before Turning In: Mere Humour
'My God. That's ... that's diabolical.'
'Yes, I know. Had Voldemort succeeded in his plan....'
'We should surely have lost the war. We couldn't have functioned. Everything would have shut down.'
'I know. It was a damned close run thing.'
'Oi! What are you two on about?'
'Oh, hullo, Ron. Draco was just telling me, he and Hermione discovered a plan old Tommy was about to put into operation when, well.'
'When you did for him? What was it mate, that was so diabolical - yeah, I heard you two rabbiting on as I came in.'
'He was trying to cut off all supplies and imports of tea.'
'Bloody hell. We'd've lost the war, we couldn't have functioned.'
'I just SAID that, Ron.'

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From: tree_and_leaf Date: May 8th, 2006 08:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Good Lord, man, do you really think it's fair to spring such disturbing prospects on people at bedtime?

No tea? Shudder.

I'm glad I only read this this morning, otherwise I'm not sure how I would have slept....
themolesmother From: themolesmother Date: May 8th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
No tea. What an awful idea. Avada Kedavra's too good for him, dammit.

*Goes off to make a pot of Earl Grey*


From: seneska Date: May 8th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Stopping the Tea? That's just not cricket

That is a truly evil thing. Forget no longer human, he's no longer british.

Voldemort had obviously turned to the french side.

*Goes to boil the kettle*

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