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Zombies in Austen, Lincoln and vampires… - Wemyss's Appalling Hobby:
From the Party Guilty of Committing 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn'
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Zombies in Austen, Lincoln and vampires…
… if this is the Zeitgeist, why not a meme?
 
Propose titles and summaries in that vein, if you will.
 
I shall begin.
 
Gertrude Jekyll and Edward Hyde (Lord Clarendon): a time-shifting potion transforms a gentlewoman who designs gardens into a Restoration politician bent on revenge upon old Cromwellians.
 
The Accountant of Monte Carlo: a humble chartered accountant wreaks revenge upon the Monegasque gambling ring that fitted him up for a crime.
 
Have at it.

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sgt_majorette From: sgt_majorette Date: September 29th, 2011 09:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Some Dumb Heifer Kills Herself...

by lying down on the train tracks. The sign read: No Service On This Line Until Further Notice. She starves to death.

Anna the Idiot Karenina
wemyss From: wemyss Date: September 29th, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

She was a silly cow, rather.

Brill.

I await yr Mme Bovinary.
absynthedrinker From: absynthedrinker Date: September 30th, 2011 01:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

or Racketeers

The Three Profiteers: In responding to the gravest financial crisis in the kingdom in generations and in protecting their King(Cash); Geithner, Paulson, and Bernanke manage to pillage the wealth of the very subjects they are there to protect.

Edited at 2011-09-30 01:43 pm (UTC)
sgt_majorette From: sgt_majorette Date: September 30th, 2011 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: or Racketeers

As the Three Stooges say, One for all, all for one and every man for himself...
sgt_majorette From: sgt_majorette Date: September 30th, 2011 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Why They Don't Allow American Transfer Students

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' Eve: Michael Myers' Year at Hogwarts
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